Gina Lynn
Nude

Puerto Rico deserves statehood just because it’s the birthplace of jamambo-jugged porn star Gina Lynn. There might be better arguments for that, but why debate it when you can masturbate to those tits? As a kid, Gina moved to Jackson Township New Jersey and began stripping by nineteen, which suited the 34D-24-24 half-Spanish, half-Italian blonde. Dancing led to nude modeling, where her exotic good looks proved profitable to photographers who then offered her work in girl-girl adult features. She’s now a major player in mainstream porn and an AVN Hall of Famer, but that doesn’t mean you have to rent a sticky tape to see her sweets. Gina played a stripper in the Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro mob comedy Analyze That (2002), though she didn’t get nude. But she did show off her big stuff in a special bonus scene of the Eminem picture 8 Mile (2002), as the Music Video Girl in Mr. Mathers’ “Superman” video. Once we watched it: our palms are hairy, forearms weak, Kleenex tear-y, thinkin bout sprayin her with our man confetti, thirsty as the Sarangetti, we’re horny. Like many of her porn brethren, of course, showed it all in the adult film star photoshoot documentary Thinking XXX (2004). After seeing that, it’s hard to think of anything else but Gina’s jugs. Like a true Jersey girl who worked the pole in The Garden State, she brought realism to her role as a stripper in The Sopranos, but in Bubba the Love Sponge‘s Bubba Raw Vol. 3 (2009), we get to watch the oft appearing on Howard Stern on Demand actress shower, with particular emphasis placed on cleaning her lady parts. Gina nearly kills a guy via titty smother in the Joey Fatone comedy Mancation (2012). That was the last we saw of Gina on screen, as she said bye, bye, bye to the acting world. These days, she lives the actual mom life, not the two broken arm ones or the stuck stepmom one, but the one where you actually raise your children. For a near lifetime of willingness to flash her vagina while some thundercocked dude gets it in, we say thank you Gina Lynn!